| Jan
1 , 2005
LONG LIVE THE ROAD DOG- R.I.P. Dec 30, 2005 - We'll never forget
you.
may he rock eternally.....
Dec
13, 2005
RUDY CAME! And boy did we have a good time! It was great to see
the whole SoFla crew out in funky force to groove and grind to the
sounds of Rudy. Thanks to Don Cohen for promoting, to Dar and Verneena
and Joe for making things extra-special, and to all our friends
and fans for being such great people and celebrating with us. You
never know when the next show will be so in the words of Wee Willie,
"Get Some Before It's All Gone"! We'll have tees and pics
up soon- in the meantime, pick up some lovely Holiday gifts on our
MERCH
page and continue to rock on~ much love to ya!
August
30, 2005
RUDY IS COMING! We have booked the 10th Anniversary show for Wed
Nov 23 at the Downtowner in Ft. Lauderdale and hope you'll make
it out to party with us! Check the SHOWS
page for more info and check back soon~ we have more shows on the
way! See you soon~!
August
15, 2005
Listen for singer Robbie's newest songs at www.myspace.com/robbiegennet
! Rudy drummer Howard is playing on the track as well. Spread the
love and rock it out!
August
3, 2005
Get your calendar clear for November~ RUDY's 10th Anniversary party
will be announced shortly!
June
29, 2005
Listen for Rudy's "Booty" and more on the new Real World:
Austin on MTV!!
May
19, 2005
As we recover from some massively funky Rudy shows, we give thanks
to our superduper fans who came out and rocked their booties to
the max! We'll be back for a 10th Anniversary Tour later this year,
so stay tuned and keep your Pooter clean. Also, Howard, Robbie and
Rey did a hysterical uncensored no-holds-barred interview on the
SMUT DOCTORS
radio show- sign up (it's free) and listen/watch the mayhem~ it's
worth tracking down- you'll laugh your asses off! Keep in touch~
see your funky ass real soon!
May
5, 2005
Holey Moley- it's on like Donkey Kong! Rudy is coming to Florida
to shake your booty all over the place! Be prepared for musical
mayhem from the original four- Robbie, Howard, Johnny and Rey! You'll
hear your old favorites as well as- gasp!- new songs! Could a third
Rudy album be in the works? Stay tuned~ and go get all the info
on our SHOWS
page! You can see the flyer HERE
- get ready to rock it out~! Rudy loves you :-) PS- Don't forget
to join Rudy at Myspace to keep in touch with the Rudy community~
the web address is: http://www.myspace.com/rudymusic
and we even put The Underpants Song and Pooter
up there for your listening enjoyment! Rock it out and spread the
word....
April
20, 2005
Happy 4-20 everybody! We hope you are celebrating in the kindest
of ways. Speaking of celebrating, Rudy is preparing an onslaught
of bootified funk and roll in Florida next month~ confirming dates
soon, so far it looks like May 11 & 15, so mark your funky calendars!
More soon as the news comes....
Feb
3, 2005
What's up, you hornswoggling corndogging bjorn-borgling turd-burgling
pickle-sniffing bonesmugglers! How's the funky trunk fulla junk
known as your rudified Booty these days? Are ya missing the insidiously
lascivious jams and ass-grinding grooves of your favorite band Rudy?
Well, we miss you too- we miss the way you grind your behind like
peanut butter, the way you squat til we can see sunlight and they
way you do the rump-shaking earth-quaking knee-shaking bump with
your humplumpers! Ok, we admit- we made that last word up. However,
if you can give us a good enough definition of a "humplumper"
we'll send you a special surprise. Unlike last years surprise, this
will not be Rey's used underwear. Get your sniff on elsewhere! Do
console yourself with some damn fine music and goods from RUDY,
avaialable now on the MERCH
page~ and have a great day~! See you on the spring "Assmasterblaster"
tour...
Dec
3, 2004
Thank you all so much for the outpouring of love at our Florida
shows in November! The crowds treated us great, and we threw it
down old school style. Extra thanks to Dar for helping coordinate,
book and promote, and extra thanks to Frank Ward for sitting in
and bringin the funk. We'll post pictures soon and hope you'll keep
in touch and keep rockin the RUDY!
Nov
8, 2004
Holy moley, where did the time go? So much has happened yet our
minds are a fog... but what we DO know is that RUDY is coming back
atcha for a pre-Thanksgiving blow out! That's right~ we are gonna
do it to ya down in South Florida- all the info is on the SHOWS
page so check it, bros! There is even a special secret show at the
Joint in Miami on Nov 17 to warm your cockles~ the Blue Balls are
being held in W. Palm and Ft. Lauderdale and there will be much
mirth and merriment~ come one, come all!
April
30, 2004
Funky fans everywhere rejoice~ RUDY is back! After a long hibernation
capped by a celebratory 4-20 holiday week, RUDY answered the Bat
Call to reunite and rock out down in sunny Florida. Conga player
Rey Diaz rolled in from NASA, where he is doing experiments on the
effects of spaceflight on flan. Bassist Johnny Gobel popped up with
a cup of expresso and, though he refused to tell us where he's been,
he smelled a lot like chicken. Drummer Howard Goldberg arrived after
a grueling tour of duty fixing deep wedgies on South Beach, and
we can't seem to get him to stop smiling. And singer/keyboard player
Robbie Gennet jetted in from California where he was giving private
wax jobs to Disney characters. The four members of Rudy passed the
peace pipe and called Delicious Dar, who promptly booked us into
some of the finer venues in South Florida this Spring. All the info
is on the SHOWS
page, and if you are anywhere on the continent, you NEED to be there!
After all, RUDY is there for you~ and we still remember all the
love you're hiding in your fine Pooter underpants! So get ready
to blast off and wet yourself with sweat~ RUDY'S COMING!
Dec
17 , 2003
Well, here it is weeks later, and we're just coming out from our
beds! The Bootyquake was outta control, and if you were there, you
know! Three slamming sets of bumping funk plus a lot of asses and
you've got yourself a Rudy party! Highlights included Joe Klucar's
fabulous turn on the trombone, plus Frank getting onstage and ripping
even with the flu. Great to see everyone dancing and having such
a good time. Pictures coming soon! In the meantime, we're all working
hard to make the next stage of Rudy a special one. Now go out and
funk, you little devil!~ Rudy's got your ass covered...
Nov
18 , 2003
Well, the bubble has burst- RUDY will be performing on December
8th in Ft. Lauderdale! That's right- our lovely model Dar will be
hosting RUDY at the soon-to-be-extremely-funky Last Call and there
will be a bootyquake of epic proportions for sure. Check your booty
at the door! FOR MORE INFO, CLICK HERE.
Nov
5 , 2003
Something bubbling up in funkyville- looks like Rudy will be working
their magic in Florida soon! We can't wait to rock you out and about.
Get ready to party! More soon... check back!
Oct
9, 2003
Well, we have finally recovered from the Rudybusters show, and MAN
it was cool! If you were there, you knew that already. If not, take
heart- there will be more Rudy action soon! Until then, check out
our CD's and tees and ROCK ON!
Aug
18 , 2003
Hey bootyfans~ after a sweltering summer with no action, the oiled
and pumped musical machine of Rudy is playing a special show in
September featuring Famous Frank Ward of the Knucklebusters on the
electric guitar. The show is billed accordingly as The Rudybusters,
and we'll be jamming all night long, oiling and boiling the hundreds
of booties in attendance. Well worth the drive! Check out more details
HERE!
May
4, 2003
Yo bro! Howzit goin'? Check it out~ the RUDY song
"Oil it Boil It" is on the soundtrack
of "Cancun: The Reality Movie", which
is in theaters now! And you know what that means~ Rey "Cornigula"
Diaz is finally FAMOUS! Ladies, make a
double line at his bedroom door, and please don't hold yourself
back from writing those torrid and lascivious love letters to Rey
HERE.
For those unfortunates who are immune to Rey's brimming libido,
towards the end of the movie, there is a very sexy shower scene
and you will hear the orgasmic music of RUDY, no
lie. That is when you will hear women in the theater begin to moan
at the sound of Rey's congas washing over them like someone gave
Spanish Fly to the lady in the Calgon commercial. REY- TAKE ME AWAY!!!
AY QUE RICO!!! DAME LAS FRUTAS DE LAS PUTAS!!!! etc. yatta yatta
So, those who are up
for the Diaz Challenge, ya might wanna jump up & run out to
your local multiplexer and plex down $8.50 for a date with Rey...
and RUDY! We'll even butter your popcorn! Just watch your popcornhole....
APRIL
24, 2003
Wow- well, where do we start? The Suwannee Bound fest was a great
success, and we had a fantastic time shaking booty after booty across
the campground. We were all impressed by the String Cheese Incident
(especially their hot cover of "Jungle Boogie"!) and Live
Oak was certainly beautiful. We have never seen so many fireflies
in one spot! Our shows down south were fabulous~ we packed em in
to Rosey Baby and laid down some serious jams- including a brand
new song called "Stick It". Famous Frank Ward from the
Knucklebusters sat in and a good time was had by all. The Friday
night show up at Nat's Den in Boynton was a thrill ride- bikers
galore, many ladies and gents groovin up the dancefloor, and the
Road Dog presiding over it all! I think we played every song we
knew that night. Thanks to the Road Dog, Famous Frank, Delicious
Dar, and all our wonderful friends and fans. You made it special
for us, and we were happy to spread the love. As of right now, we
are planning our next move, so stay tuned and keep on rockin! Much
love to ya.
MAR
29, 2003
Hey there- so you may notice some changes around here as we have
redone our website to make it a little more groovy in case you came
by (and we're glad you did!) If you haven't been to see our new
t-shirts yet, click on over~ we have some outrageous new designs
that will bear you well into the world! We're gearing up for the
420 fest, and have been getting tons of emails from people who are
coming- to you, we say GET READY TO PARTY! Rudy's comin, and your
ass is ours. See you soon....
MAR
3, 2003
Well bootyfans, your favorite granny award winning band RUDY is
ramping up for some exciting shows! Howard, Rey, Robbie & Johnny
will unite to lay down the bootyfunk all over Florida this spring,
and we hope you'll shake your ass to our bitchin' sounds. After
some warm up shows, RUDY will be performing at the 420 festival
in Live Oak, FL opening for the String Cheese Incident & a host
of amazing jam bands. Rudy will take the stage Sunday morning, 4/20,
and begin the day- as Geddy Lee would say- with a friendly voice,
and a hipthrust to ya! The Big Booty Funky Brunch (not to be confused
with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch) will commence at 11am for a
solid hour of unadulterated, undiluted, unleashed and universally
undulated Rudy to unite the masses into a- dare we say- orgy of
groove? Witness yourself the awesome power of ten thousand booties
shaking, feel the wind from the spinning hula hoops, and come camp
out at SUWANNEE
BOUND! See you there!
JAN 27, 2003
Check out the new review of SEXY in KEYBOARD MAGAZINE~ click HERE!
JAN 13, 2003
Welcome to 2003, bootyfans- we hope you got everything you wanted
for your holiday present melee and gift exchanging ritual. If in
the process of your rampant patriotic consumerism, you happened
to pick up a highly exciting Rudy CD or a pair of Pooter Panties
and a tee shirt, we’d like to say thank you very much! And
don’t forget- after you return all those unwanted presents
(such as the underpants with a built in Salad Shooter that I got
from Rey) you can spend your fun money on completing your Rudy collection
and turning your friends on to some damn sexy music. Our holidays
were spent visiting family, though Rey had a long trip to Mars (we’re
kidding Rey!) and we managed to throw an underground orgy of groove
at Chez Pooter on Jan. 1st in honor of our dedicated hometown crew,
and some of our lost soldiers. Twisted sister Abby G rocked the
crowd with brother Robbie as “The Red Stripes,” introducing
some headbanging Slunt music to the ravenous crowd. Following that,
Rudy took the stage to back Abby on Black Sabbath’s “Sweet
Leaf” and blew the roof off the heezie!! It was squizzle dizzle,
my nizzle! So that brings us to 2003, and, well, we don’t
know what the hell is going on in the world. War? Does it really
have to come to this? Can’t we all… well, just get along?
Would it be so bad if everyone dropped their differences, grabbed
hands, and gleefully sang in a loud and boisterous voice “WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THE LOVE YOU’RE HIDING IN YOUR UNDERPANTS!!?!!”
Well, we can still dream. And we’re pretty optimistic, even
though things are getting pretty scary out there. Rudy stands behind
love as a solution to all the worlds’ problems, and hopes
that love will prevail in the end. Our motto: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
Love is contagious, love loves to be given and received, love is
always in demand, always needed, always necessary. Share it, spread
it, roll in it and rub on it- love is free and unlimited. They say
love conquers all, but who are “they”? They are we,
and love is strong. So into the great unknown we go, with love at
our side, love in our hearts… hey, let’s face it, our
pants are practically bursting with love! We want to wish you safe
passage through 2003, and hope to rock your ass sometime soon. Until
then, keep in touch, pick up some CD’s and tees, and spread
the love. It’s the right thing to do.See you soon!
RUDY, in love with you
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