ABOUT "THE SQUAT"

1. When you do "The Squat", it is customary to let the lady squat first. That way, you can possibly see up her skirt (to check for errant male members, of course!) Also, when possible, Squat deeply. And often.

2. Yes, The Squat was banned by the Taliban in Afghanistan for being lewd, promoting frontal grindage, and inciting the licking of one's lips in anticipation. However, we at Rudy Inc. feel that what the good people of Afghanistan need now more than ever is a Unified Squat, where all people can get together and cream it like corn!